Brit To Hit The Big Screen...Again?

UGH! For the love of everything holy, say it ain't so!

PageSix reports that Miz Spears is in talks to star in Memoirs of a Medicated Child. She's a perfect fit!

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And below you'll see our girl BS on last night's Rite Aid shopping spree I told you about earlier today. The only reason I'm posting this pic is because I noticed what she's holding in her delicate, feminine, well-manicured hand....At first I thought it was a can of FDS, but upon further inspection (and knowin' her skank self) it's a can of that cheap ass knock-off body spray.

You tellin' me she can't afford the good stuff?! And by "good stuff" I mean the stuff you hafta have the clerk come over to the cosmetics section & unlock the sliding glass door to retrieve.

It may not *be* FDS, but she should use it like it is cuz you know her stuff ain't right.