Is The Writers Strike Almost Over?

Word on the street is that the writers strike is about to come to an end -- an agreement could be reached as early as this week.

Hallelujah, holla back!

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I do love me some reality TV, but Vh1 is gettin' outta hand, people. I mean, does the world really need Flavor of Love 3? How old is Flav anyway? Dude's gotta be pushin' 78.

Seems like Vh1 only features memaws & pepaws on its shows...haggard, washed-up musicians & actors.

You've got yer Brett Michaels (Rock of Love 1 & 2), the aforementioned Flavor Flav (Flavor of Love 1, 2 & 3), Celebrity Rehab and its myriad of messy has-beens, Surreal Life 1-57, Christopher Knight & Adrienne Curry (My Fair Brady, wedding, baby, blah blah blah), The Salt & Pepa Show (although I love those bad bitches!), Scott Baio is 122 and has 30 greatgrandkids, Hogan Knows Best (but he didn't know enough to teach his effin' kid how *not* to drive!).

I've enjoyed the "fresh" shows I've seen on Vh1 of late -- The Shot, America's Most Smartest Model, The Agency, yada yada.

But I'm ready to get on with the *good* shows already! I'm over reality tv. I need my Pushing Daisies (I cannot hide my luuuuurve for the Pie Maker. Oh how I miss seeing his lovely face on my TV screen.....sigh.), Grey's Anatomy, Brothers & Sisters, Private Practice, Desperate Housewives.

So please, studios & writers, please please please ink a deal so Flavor Flav will release his grip on our lives!! Puh-leeeeez!!!!???

Oh, and only 56 days til the first Braves game of the '08 season!!! And 57 days til the Bravos' home opener.

BTW, did I mention that I'm goin' to a spring training game whilst in Florida next month? Yea, I'm gonna flash Frenchie the girls during pre-game warmups.

This is how he'll celebrate after seein' MoonKween's goodies:

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2007 Emmy Awards

I don't really have a lot to say about the Emmys this year cuz I didn't watch the whole show. But I did see enough to know who was hot and who looked like shit. Let's discuss.....

Let me start with Helen Mirren -- this granny is H-O-T! Dayum, she looks good for 116! I kid. She's 62. She was a vision of loveliness in her amethyst gown and cute wispy 'do. Gorgeous!



I may be the only woman in America who didn't like Katherine Heigl's dress. It was too wedding gown - too tragically bridesmaid for me, sorry. She gave good face (LOVE the red lipstick!), but that was it...I honestly thought ho looked better at last year's Emmys with the sweaty boob cheese.



Heidi "Mrs. Seal" Klum worked. it. out. in that fabs merlot strapless with the slit up to there! On TV, her lipstick looked more burgundy, but in pics it's too red for that dress (and why do I notice shit like that?). Love the hair, love the jewels. She was quite the yummy mummy.



Eva looks the same everytime I see her ass. She can wear a multitude of different Kaufman Franco dresses, Christian Louboutin shoes, hairstyles, shitty spray-on tans...it just doesn't matter. Bitch still looks the same to me. She's cuter in the yoga outfits she wears on DH.


(here she at the 07 Emmys) (here she is at the 06 Emmys)
blech, same same same

Hayden...poor little Hayden...Good God, what happened here? Did you not recognize the orange tinge to your skin, or the fact that it blended almost flawlessly with the color of your frock? Were you feelin' fat? Cuz there's enough extra fabric there to fit about 3 more folks in that hideous dress. Shit, I just don't know what else to say about this mess.

And speakin' of messes, Miz Vanessa Williams was the biggest one of 'em all. Dayum, woman! It looks like Big Bird was attacked by a pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream! Still, wearin' the Big Bird dress to the Emmys was a better decision than wearin' this piece o' crap to the Golden Globes.