Gimme More

I can't get enough pictures of this crazy bitch's busted-ass weave! I need help.

I posted this a few days ago about how Brit must not give a f*ck anymore. Well, neither do I -- I can't fight it. If she's gonna put it out there, why not....?

So here's a montage of all of her latest "looks". Don't hate her because she's beautiful.





Here she is with her 5-head wearin' a table cloth:



And what is there to say about this next one? The psycho blue eyes, the horse hair on her head, the shirt buttons screamin' for release, the stain on her smashed boob.......sigh.

Separated at Birth

It's the battle of the Crazy Eyes! Courtney Love vs. Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas.

I think Courtney wins the battle.

And just because it scared the shit outta me:

What the fuck is that? That's totally an Olsen twin in 15 years. Dayum!

He's at it Again!

Last week these pics were posted online of Oscar De La Hoya lookin' like a $2 Vegas hooker. Well today X17 released even more photos of the pretty little princess and homegirl needs some serious help!



After the fishnet photos were leaked, it was nothin' but DENY, DENY, DENY from Oscar's camp -- they claim it was a great Photoshop job...Sorry to say, I think it's really him in these pics.

He should just come out & say "Hey, look, I had a few too many Mojitos one night, hooked up with this Russian stripper, hit a Frederick's of Hollywood on the way back to the hotel and then started playin' shutterbug. No biggie. It happens to everybody, right? Hehehe". Fess up, Oscar! All would be forgiven.

The Gays Love 'Em Some Frenchie!

Elton John loves the Atlanta Braves! Who knew?



Sir Elton recently had a tete-e-tete with Braves GM John Schuerholz, HOF pitcher Phil Neikro and ex-2B Mark Lemke about all the naughty things he wants to do to Jeff Francoeur. I kid.

Oh sorry, that's me that wants to do all those naughty things to Frenchie....I digress.

He had this to say about baseball:

"In a way, it's very poetic. I watched it and I fell in love with the game, and I learned how it worked, and I loved it and the Braves became my team.

I watch baseball whenever I am on the road, whether it's the Braves or whether it's someone else. For me, it's a huge relaxation and, like cricket, one of the most poetic things you can do is watch a game of baseball."

Homegirl obviously ain't watchin' the Braves play in September. That shit ain't poetic, it's aggravatin' as hell!

Still, I'm glad to see he's a fan of my fave team. I never knew I had so much in common with Pee Paw...

Back Away From the Scalpel

DAYUM! These bitches with money need to stop!

Here's Marcia Clark (yea, *that* Marcia Clark) lookin' more like Michael Jackson than should be allowed. Throw a blonde wig on Jacko and here's whatch'ya got.


Thanks Associated Press & Fox News...for scarin' the hell outta me!

Oscar De La Hoya Done Lost His Mind!

Holy shit! Say it ain't so, Oscar! Say it ain't so!


His ass shoulda opened the VMAs!











He's got prettier legs than I do...sad.

Umm...Er....Hmm

Here's Brit & her busted-ass weave a coupla days ago. Does she seriously just not give an eff?

I have no words.......

Someone Tell Me Why...

Why do I not watch that Heroes show? I could see these 2 hot pieces every week on my TV screen, but no, I'm too busy watchin' trash like Rock of Love. What the hell's wrong with me?



From what I hear, the dude on the left is Milo Ventimiglia and the dude on the right is Sendhil Ramamurthy. Can't pronounce their names but who needs formalities?

2007 Emmy Awards

I don't really have a lot to say about the Emmys this year cuz I didn't watch the whole show. But I did see enough to know who was hot and who looked like shit. Let's discuss.....

Let me start with Helen Mirren -- this granny is H-O-T! Dayum, she looks good for 116! I kid. She's 62. She was a vision of loveliness in her amethyst gown and cute wispy 'do. Gorgeous!



I may be the only woman in America who didn't like Katherine Heigl's dress. It was too wedding gown - too tragically bridesmaid for me, sorry. She gave good face (LOVE the red lipstick!), but that was it...I honestly thought ho looked better at last year's Emmys with the sweaty boob cheese.



Heidi "Mrs. Seal" Klum worked. it. out. in that fabs merlot strapless with the slit up to there! On TV, her lipstick looked more burgundy, but in pics it's too red for that dress (and why do I notice shit like that?). Love the hair, love the jewels. She was quite the yummy mummy.



Eva looks the same everytime I see her ass. She can wear a multitude of different Kaufman Franco dresses, Christian Louboutin shoes, hairstyles, shitty spray-on tans...it just doesn't matter. Bitch still looks the same to me. She's cuter in the yoga outfits she wears on DH.


(here she at the 07 Emmys) (here she is at the 06 Emmys)
blech, same same same

Hayden...poor little Hayden...Good God, what happened here? Did you not recognize the orange tinge to your skin, or the fact that it blended almost flawlessly with the color of your frock? Were you feelin' fat? Cuz there's enough extra fabric there to fit about 3 more folks in that hideous dress. Shit, I just don't know what else to say about this mess.

And speakin' of messes, Miz Vanessa Williams was the biggest one of 'em all. Dayum, woman! It looks like Big Bird was attacked by a pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream! Still, wearin' the Big Bird dress to the Emmys was a better decision than wearin' this piece o' crap to the Golden Globes.

Just Because...

This melts my cold, black heart.



This poor little monkey was abandoned by his mom (coughBritneycough) and, in poor health, was rescued and cared for at an animal hospital in China. The pigeon helped raise his spirits and they're now BFFs. Awwwwww

Then the monkey died of bird flu. j/k

Old News...

Between back-to-school, homework and shuttlin' the Spawn from one sports practice/game to another, my bloggin' time's been limited nil the last coupla weeks. I'm playin' catch up on my blog like the Braves are playin' catch up in the NL pennant race. I've pretty much written those bitches off anyhow, so let's just carry on, shall we?

So much unbelievable shit's gone down recently, it's been painful to not be able to write about it. I won't even mention BritBrit's meltdown at the VMAs...I mean, what's left to say? Ho needs to quit it. She needs to go home & take care of her chirrens.

One interesting tidbit that I saw a few days ago: a 9-year-old girl threatened to kill her classmate over some Zebra Cakes! WTF? What is goin' on with kids today? Swiss Rolls, maybe...but Zebra Cakes? I don't think so.

Shit, it's bad enough kids gotta watch out for their crazy-ass moms...now they gotta keep one eye open in the school lunch room, too!

= DEATH

So Wrong...

This is wrong on so many levels & I know I'm gonna burn in hell, but it's still funnier than shit!

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