That Don't Look Natural

The other day, I posted about how the world can't seem to get enough of Christina Aguilera's post-pregger boobies. My point was, "What's the big damn deal?"

Here she is takin' her puppies out for a walk, and in lookin' at her assets in the photo below, you'll notice two things:

1) Her shits are wonky
2) She got more blue veins than Estelle Getty



Now, as I've stated before, I've given birth (through the hoo-ha, thank you very much -- no C-Section cheatin' goin' on down there), and I've breastfed, so I can say this to you, Christina, mother to mother: Honey, please put 'em away 'til they're ready to be seen in public. When your chesticles look like a road map, they just ain't ready.

Those milk ducts are pushin' the implants hither & yon. Or vice versa.

That is not a breast shape found in nature. That shit looks painful!

Stop The Presses! Christina Aguilera Has Big Boobs!

What is the big freakin' deal about Xtina's boobage? She just had a baby for cryin' outloud!



Post after post after post after post after post of folks talkin' 'bout her cleavage. Yes, we know. Get over it already.

She had big fakes ones *before* she got preggers, so what do you expect now?

I've got big hoots, too, and you don't see me talkin' about 'em all the time. They were nice to have back in the day, but once those suckers became a food source, not so much.

So can we now all move on from her lactation stations and discuss somethin' else?

Week of Zzzzzzzzzs

I got my fat ass kicked at work this week so I'm just completely unmotivated to blog about all the fun & games takin' place in Hollyweird.

Christina, Nicole and some other F-listers had chitlins at Cedars in L.A.

Nicole and the Duffster's ex had a baby girl today, Harlow Winter Kate Madden. I can get with Harlow, but Winter Kate Madden?? Like Kate Moss and Steve Madden joined forces to form a clothing line for snowy months. Ick.

No word on Xtina's baby's name or sex (tho the baby, born today, was rumored to be a boy). David Alan Grier (I sho' miss that bitch!) and Courtney Thorne-Smith welcomed bundles Thursday & Friday, respectively. Congrats.

What I don't get is how Nicole popped out that kid and was sent home (with baby) the same day! I thought hos got to live it up in the damn hospital for a day or two?? Oh well, sucks to be you, Nicole. Don't forget to soak that crotch to keep it supple. TRUST!

Anyway, The Smoking Gun has posted the best mug shots of 2008 and some of them were quite chuckle-worthy.

That's the best I can do today. Sorry peeps.


(swear to Gawd, I thought it was Lisa Marie Presley)


(I have no words...)


(somebody shaved in the dark)


(I'm keepin' my mouth shut. Goober could quite possibly be my long-lost relative)