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Friday, April 18, 2008

The Atlanta Braves Will Sign This Kid Next Season, You Watch

TOKYO -- A Japanese high school pleaded for a regional game to be abandoned after surrendering 66 runs in less than two innings, local media reported on Thursday.


The coach of Kawamoto technical high school threw in the towel to spare his pitcher’s arm with his team losing 66-0 with just one batter out in the bottom of the second.


The hapless hurler had already sent down over 250 pitches, allowing 26 runs in the first inning and 40 in the second before Kawamoto asked for mercy.


At that pace the pitcher would have thrown around 500 pitches in four innings,” Kawamoto’s coach was quoted as saying. “There was a danger he could get injured.” (blogger's note: Gee, what gave it away?)


Opponents Shunshukan were officially credited with a 9-0 victory, giving the scoreline a tinge of respectability for the luckless Kawamoto school.


How's *that* for an ERA! Don't feel so bad, Chuck James (2008 ERA = 18.00...he's currently in the minors).






Umm, yea, I'm sure Frank Wren, Bravos GM, was on the horn with Japan this mornin' upon catchin' wind of this.

sigh

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