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Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Mattingly's Wife Arrested

Don Mattingly recently resigned as the Los Angeles Dodgers hitting coach due to "family reasons" and now I'm sure we all know that 'family reason' is his crazed woman!

His estranged wife, Kim, was arrested Feb. 2 and charged with public intoxication and disorderly conduct after police say she refused to leave Donnie Baseball's property in Evansville, Indiana.



Kim told investigators that she believed Don took her cell phone.

I don't blame her -- cellies ain't cheap these days! I'd beat a ho down to get my Razr back, too!

She probably just forgot and left it at Hank's Honky Tonk but in her drunken stupor thought Don stole it.

The couple filed for divorce back in November citing irreconcilable differences.

In her mugshot, Kimmy looks like she ain't slept in months! Bitch could use a blowout from Louis Licari and a weekend in Los Cabos. At the least a trip to MasterCuts and a good night's sleep at Red Roof Inn.

BTW, Don will be the Dodgers special assignment coach for the 2008 season.

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