Givin' Him the Business!

Referee Ron Cherry let everybody know what'll cost ya 15 yards at the Maryland/North Carolina State game on Nov. 24.

I think it should be standard that all football refs make calls like this dude. Just tell it like it is, honey!

None of this "unsportsmanlike conduct" shit. I wanna hear "15 yards. Bitch-slappin' the passer."

I don't wanna hear "off sides" ever again. From now on it's "5 yards. Premature ejaculation." OK, well, maybe not that one, but you get the idea.



Those ACC boys better watch their asses. Homegirl ain't havin' it!

And that's why I'm stayin' in the SEC.