Are You Kiddin' Me?!?!?!?!?

TMZ is reportin' that Pamela Anderson's sperminated with Rick "Child Toucher Eyes" Salomon's baby.

You 'member him, right?

He's the hubby from whom she filed for divorce a few weeks ago, only to retract the move (to "work things out"), but to start up divorce proceedings again last week.

Shit! I can't keep up with these celebrity whores and their uteri (is that the plural for uterus?)!

She's knocked up and asking Child Toucher Eyes for spousal support but not child support. What the......???



I'm surprised this life-size fun bag has any functional eggs left. She's been rode hard & put away wet for too many years. This story just can't be true.

But if she is with child, I wish her the best for a healthy pregnancy. That chitlin's gonna need all the damn help it can get down the road. But prayers for this spawn should start in the womb.