And the Oscar goes to......
I never cared for Brett Myers, but after this, I'd kick his ass when no one was lookin'. Bitch better sleep with one eye open.
Myers was the "mastermind" behind a prank played on poor Kyle Kendrick of the Philadelphia Phillies. They broke the news to Kendrick that he'd been traded to a Japanese team for a player named Kobayashi Iwamura.
There *is* no player named Kobayashi Iwamura and MLB players can't be traded to Japan. Dayum!
The whole effin' world was in on this "joke" -- Phillies assistant GM Ruben Amaro Jr., manager Charlie Manuel, Kendrick's agent, the media.
Shit, even the traveling secretary was an accomplice! You know you're fucked when the traveling secretary is blazin' your ass! The dupe was complete with a fake "press conference" in the locker room.
Needless to say, the whole thing was caught on video and posted on youtube for the entire online world to see. In the video, Kendrick looks like he wants to fly across the table and choke Manuel to death.
Poor dude. I just wanna give him a hug.
Well, on the bright side, it looks like Myers has gotten past the whole "beatin' his wife's ass in public" incident. Way to go, Brett!
Oh, and great actin' jobs by everyone involved. I guess if Myers blows out his arm, he can always fall back on his thespian endeavors.
Monday, February 18, 2008
Brett Myers Would So Be On My List
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Umm..he's a big dumb @ss. Can't trade MLB players to Japan for one. Also Kobiyashi is the world famous hotdog eating champ (or was until last year when Joey Chestnut beat his @ss). Who isn't in touch with pop culture these days...yeesh.
Did you catch Kat Von D last night...she was lookin a little ruff round the edges. Dayum, I just knew her photos were retouched! Time to go back to my old crush Marisa Miller... YUM !!!
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