Giants Win! Giants Win! Giants Win!

After a nail-bitin' 4th quarter that eventually saw Eli Manning make THE. BEST. PLAY. EVER., the Giants took the lead 17-14 with less than a minute remaining in the game and held on to win Super Bowl XLII.

Dude was makin' me so nervous, throwin' the ball up in the middle of the field for anybody to bring down. Gettin' forced outta the pocket and havin' to scramble his ass off. I didn't think he'd pull it off. I thought he'd either fumble the ball away or throw an INT to basically end the game.

That play Eli made when he (somehow!) avoided the sack and connected with David Tyree was UNBELIVEABLE!! Tyree caught the ball between one hand and his *helmet!* and managed to hang on for the biggest first-down of his career.

I can't wait to see the replays of that online later! Awesome!!! They'll be talkin' about that play for *years*!! Lovez it!

TIKI WHO?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Muahahahahaha

I'm pretty sure this officially makes Eli a "leader" now.

Poor Jiz. She's Jessica #2. Wah Wah Wah

Super Bowl Experience Thusfar....

We're about 11 minutes into the 3rd quarter of the big dance and, so far, it's been an OK game. At least Eli's not gettin' blown out. Boo, Brady, Boo!!

And of course they've already shown Jiz in the suite, cheerin' on her butt boy. And Jim Carey & Jenny McCarthy in their suite. And Pambo Anderson in her suite. Why the hell is she there? Did she take her boys to the game, too? Where the hell are her boys? Someone should issue an Amber Alert for Dylan & Brandon Lee, for realz!

I didn't care for the half-time show. Tom freakin' Petty & the freakin' Heartbreakers?! Gimme a break! Was Jesus busy tonight? I mean, Tom's about the same age as Jesus, right?

I coulda watched that shit on Vh1 Classic.

Anyhoobs, a few of the commercials are pretty entertaining. I loved the Thrillicious dancin' lizards. I rewound my TiVo a few times to watch that crazy shit over & over. I loved the one who farted fire! No, not Naomi Campbell, that hot-ass lizard. That was funny shit.



At least I get to occasionally see my lover, Joe Buck. Mmmmm. Love that hot piece!

He was in a Pepsi Max commercial for a minute:



I'm off to watch more game action & mediocre commercials.

More later....peas out!

I'm So Bummed....

Computer's back up & runnin' (my 2 fans, MeMe & Papa, will be pleased) but I'm so sad to report that Paula Abdul will *not* be performin' live at the Super Bowl pre-game show tonight. So not happy!!!!!

It's pre-taped! I've been ROBBED!!!



Her pill-poppin' ass is the only reason I was tunin' in to the pre-game show. God dammit!!

Ugh! I've been watchin' American Idol this season so far and I swear to the Good Lord above, that bitch ain't been lucid ONE. SINGLE. EPISODE.

Her ass is practically layin' on the table, face-down, as per usual. Why do they put up with her ass? If that was ME, I would've been kicked to the curb a long time ago.

What city were they in when Paula's plane was late? Omaha, I think? Did ya see her f*cked up ass try to walk into the building after her plane landed? Jesus Christ!! She must've thought her plane landed on Mars!! She staggered into that joint like Paris Hilton at the pre-Super Bowl 944 magazine party.

Paula thought she OWNED the place. She couldn't put together a coherent sentence, let alone walk a straight line! I loved it!

Crap. Now, all I have to look forward to tomorrow is gettin' drunk. Oh well.....if I must.