Call A Tugboat, Bitches!

Chicago Bears running back Cedric Benson was arrested last night in Texas for "boating while intoxicated" and resisting arrest.

Homegirl got his ass squirted with pepper spray by the popos, too!! Dayum!

"When Benson did not pass the test, he presented himself as a threat to the officer and argued about whether or not he would be taken to land to have a follow-up field sobriety test performed on land and refused to put on a life jacket," the authority said in a statement.

The officer had to use pepper spray to subdue Benson. He then refused to leave the officer's boat and authorities had to drag him to a car to be taken to the Travis County jail, the authority said.

When are these bitches gonna learn? Benson shoulda called Roscoe Parrish for a ride home!

You shouldn't drink & drive OR drink & boat!

Call A Cab, Bitches!

Buffalo Bills receiver Roscoe Parrish was popped for DUI early yesterday morning.

Um, yea, nothin' says "blend right in" like drivin' a Bentley down the highway at 4:30 in the mornin'...good grief!

He shoulda picked up the Yellow Pages and let his fingers do the walkin'. Or his legs. Either way, he woulda stayed outta the pokey.

When are these hos gonna learn?