This is your lucky day, boys!
Australian researchers have found that men who masturbated more than 5 times a week were 1/3 less likely to develop prostate cancer.
So don't think of it as chokin' the chicken, think of it as...."cancer prevention"! Break out the K-Y and GO. TO. TOWN.
Do it for your health! Viva la Prostate!
For entertainment purposes only...my entertainment.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Fellas, Start Your Engines
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Whew, now I can rest easy knowing I'll be blind AND cancer free! Yippee!
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