Go Beyonce!

This is the funniest shit. Homegirl is breakin' it down!

Pat yo' weave, ladies!



Jay Z is hittin' *this*! And you know he's lovin' it. "Lucky Me".

Separated at Birth

Why the Hell ain't nobody ever said these two were separated at birth?! Shit!

There IS no Neil McCarthy -- it was a conspiracy. Sister Patterson is secretly Calibos from Clash of the Titans! Shifty!

I thought she looked like his ass in the first season of I Love New York, but dayum, it's even worse this time around -- the nails, the hooked nose, the feathered Heather Locklear weave (which, I might add, has drastically shrunk that 10-head she's sportin' because of the new style). Give her a fork hand and it's all over. Ugh, what the eff!!

GD, I loved this movie. Seriously. And this bitch ruined it for me!



And just because I know you miss her ass, here's the vintage 10-head Sister Patterson:



Will someone please get me this figurine for Christmas?! That, my friends, is some hot shit! It'll be worth millions one day!

Gimme More

I can't get enough pictures of this crazy bitch's busted-ass weave! I need help.

I posted this a few days ago about how Brit must not give a f*ck anymore. Well, neither do I -- I can't fight it. If she's gonna put it out there, why not....?

So here's a montage of all of her latest "looks". Don't hate her because she's beautiful.





Here she is with her 5-head wearin' a table cloth:



And what is there to say about this next one? The psycho blue eyes, the horse hair on her head, the shirt buttons screamin' for release, the stain on her smashed boob.......sigh.

Separated at Birth

It's the battle of the Crazy Eyes! Courtney Love vs. Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas.

I think Courtney wins the battle.

And just because it scared the shit outta me:

What the fuck is that? That's totally an Olsen twin in 15 years. Dayum!

He's at it Again!

Last week these pics were posted online of Oscar De La Hoya lookin' like a $2 Vegas hooker. Well today X17 released even more photos of the pretty little princess and homegirl needs some serious help!



After the fishnet photos were leaked, it was nothin' but DENY, DENY, DENY from Oscar's camp -- they claim it was a great Photoshop job...Sorry to say, I think it's really him in these pics.

He should just come out & say "Hey, look, I had a few too many Mojitos one night, hooked up with this Russian stripper, hit a Frederick's of Hollywood on the way back to the hotel and then started playin' shutterbug. No biggie. It happens to everybody, right? Hehehe". Fess up, Oscar! All would be forgiven.

The Gays Love 'Em Some Frenchie!

Elton John loves the Atlanta Braves! Who knew?



Sir Elton recently had a tete-e-tete with Braves GM John Schuerholz, HOF pitcher Phil Neikro and ex-2B Mark Lemke about all the naughty things he wants to do to Jeff Francoeur. I kid.

Oh sorry, that's me that wants to do all those naughty things to Frenchie....I digress.

He had this to say about baseball:

"In a way, it's very poetic. I watched it and I fell in love with the game, and I learned how it worked, and I loved it and the Braves became my team.

I watch baseball whenever I am on the road, whether it's the Braves or whether it's someone else. For me, it's a huge relaxation and, like cricket, one of the most poetic things you can do is watch a game of baseball."

Homegirl obviously ain't watchin' the Braves play in September. That shit ain't poetic, it's aggravatin' as hell!

Still, I'm glad to see he's a fan of my fave team. I never knew I had so much in common with Pee Paw...

Back Away From the Scalpel

DAYUM! These bitches with money need to stop!

Here's Marcia Clark (yea, *that* Marcia Clark) lookin' more like Michael Jackson than should be allowed. Throw a blonde wig on Jacko and here's whatch'ya got.


Thanks Associated Press & Fox News...for scarin' the hell outta me!

Oscar De La Hoya Done Lost His Mind!

Holy shit! Say it ain't so, Oscar! Say it ain't so!


His ass shoulda opened the VMAs!











He's got prettier legs than I do...sad.

Umm...Er....Hmm

Here's Brit & her busted-ass weave a coupla days ago. Does she seriously just not give an eff?

I have no words.......

Someone Tell Me Why...

Why do I not watch that Heroes show? I could see these 2 hot pieces every week on my TV screen, but no, I'm too busy watchin' trash like Rock of Love. What the hell's wrong with me?



From what I hear, the dude on the left is Milo Ventimiglia and the dude on the right is Sendhil Ramamurthy. Can't pronounce their names but who needs formalities?