I'm Kind Of A Big Deal

Here she is...my new obsession!! It's Christian Siriano from Bravo's Project Runway 4!

Here's Christian's submission video to get his fierssssss little ass on the show. How could they have possibly turned this hot piece o' man meat down? They couldn't fight the hotness!


(click here if you're having trouble viewing the vid with MSE)

"I'm kind of fierssss. And I'm kind of a celebrity...in my own head."

I love love love Christian!! I hope he wins. I just wanna see what fantabulous things he has to say about himself if he does. I mean, what else could he possibly come up with?!

He's gonna hurt himself from all the back-pattin' & ass-kissin' he does to himself every day. He's gonna get tennis elbow. And tennis lips.

So, I just watched PR4's episode from last night (DVR is fierssssss) and I almost forgot what I was watchin' until, oh yea, it's RICKY CRYING!!! Dayum! Homegirl's bawlin' his face off in every. single. show!

There's no crying in fashion!

But here he is in action: fittin' his model in that "fiersssss" denim dress that scored him a win for the week. After he won.....................................he cried. Ugh!

Score One For the Blogger

A judge ruled Wednesday that Perez Hilton is entitled to upwards of $85,000 to pay legal costs in a lawsuit filed by D.J. Samantha Ronson.

"Samantha Ronson, who sued Hilton last year, was a passenger in (Lindsay) Lohan's car when it crashed into a tree in Beverly Hills in May. She sued Hilton for repeating on his website a report from another site stating that she planted cocaine that was found in Lohan's car," reports MSN.com.



Say whatcha want about Perez Hilton, but he's workin' on buildin' an empire for himself, and we're all contributing to it.

85 Gs?!?! That'll buy a lot o' Pinkberry & blue hair dye. Keep doin' yo thang, P-Nasty!

How's This For Irony!

CNN reports:

Crash kills 20 after air safety meeting

"Twenty members of the Polish Air Force returning from a flight-safety conference have been killed when a transport plane crashed in the northwest of the country.

The Spanish-built CASA transporter crashed near the town of Miroslawiec, a few hundred kilometers northwest of Warsaw, around 7 p.m. (1700 GMT).

The passengers had attended the 15th annual Flight Safety Conference, held in Warsaw on Wednesday. The plane took off from Warsaw and was making several stops before returning to its home base in Krakow."

I would never make light of a situation that involves folks perishing in a firey manner -- or any manner for that matter, really -- but ain't this some shit?!

These were AIR FLIGHT SAFETY PEOPLE!!!

See what can happen?! You bitches make fun of me 'cause I won't get my fat ass on a plane, but lookie here! Reason #128,596 that Momma don't fly!

"I get around as God intended....in a car." - Kate, French Kiss

More Heath Ledger

I am still in shock over the untimely death of Heath Ledger.

I first fell in love with the boy after seeing "The Patriot". I was in luuuurve with Gabriel Martin.

I remember *running* (literally, running) to the computer when the movie was over to find out more about this vision of loveliness that had just graced my TV screen. I found out he was an Australian import. Up & coming hot, young actor. Etc., etc., etc.

I didn't see every movie he made, but I enjoyed his work in the ones I did see. What a shame that he will no longer be sharing his gift of acting with the world.

It's so hard to keep up with the speculations and "news" stories surrounding his death: sleeping pills, overdose, suicide, European prescriptions, insomnia, illegal drugs, $20 bills, Mary-Kate Olsen......it's just too much.

The fact that his beautiful little girl, Matilda, will grow up without her proud, doting father in her life is heartbreaking to me.

My thoughts are with Michelle Williams, Matilda and Heath's family & friends.

Heath Ledger Is Dead

I just can't effin' believe Heath Ledger's dead! I'm in shock!

Don't do drugs, kids.



How sad. And that poor little baby girl, Matilda. So sad.

Well Crap!

(Pepaw deserves another ring!)

I was really lookin' forward to a Favre-Brady Showdown in the Super Bowl, with the Packers winning of course. I love me some Brett Favre!

Now I have to root for Eli "I'm not my brother Peyton" Manning in the SB because I hate Tom Brady.

And it *would* be cool to have brothers win back-to-back Super Bowls. I don't think that's ever happened before, right?

Besides, if Lil' Bro wins the big game, that'll shut Tiki up forever! Muahahaha


(Tiki in SI '02)

If ya think about it, we'll ALL be winners on Super Bowl Sunday because of this! Yee Haw!!!

When his football career's over, Mr. Jiz Bundchen can continue to whore out that shitteous cologne. Stetson's a good name for it cuz it smells like horse piss.

And just because it's funny as hell, here's Eli imbibing in the nectar of the God's a few years back. Never mind the skank in the shot with him....

GO GIANTS!!!!!

My Favorite Match-Up of the Season

Eli Manning and his New York Giants will brave the elements tonight as they roll into Lambeau Field to take on Brett Favre and the Green Bay Packers.

I think the weather will play a huge factor (for the Giants) in tonight's game. Lambeau is Favre's House and he loves this shit! Eli on the other hand might not be able to shake the puss and pull out a victory.


(Hottest pepaw to play the game)

(The winning team goes to the Super Bowl where Paula Abdul is said to be performing at half-time. Those poor bastards will be in the locker room when that hot mess hits the stage. That's so unfortch! They're gonna miss the performance of a *lifetime*!)

A -13 windchill at kick-off won't bode well for NY tonight. And that's fine with me. I'm pissed at Eli anyway. That bitch didn't do a damn thang for my fantasy team this year and now he's on the cusp of a Super Bowl trip?! I don't think so. Kick his ass, BF!!!

Eli's even makin' his lady freeze her ass off to support him in the stands. That's aiight, I'm sure the thought of spendin' all his money will help keep her warm. That would be my motivation. But I'm a greedy ho. Benjamins'll do that to a gal.



Oh yea, there's another game today, too. Yawn. If anyone cares about Mr. Jiz Bundchen, he hopes to keep his New England Patriots undefeated by disposing of the visiting San Diego Chargers.

They won't have it as bad as the folks at Lambeau, though. It'll feel like a balmy 11 degrees at Gillette Stadium for the 3 p.m. kick-off. Luckies.

Spidey's Single!

I don't know what's more shocking: Spiderman is still a current comic book or that I'm writin' about this shit. Slow day I guess.

I thought when they started makin' the Spiderman movies, it was sorta like "Enough with the nerdy comic books! We're movin' on to Hollywood, bitches!!!!"

Anyway, Spiderman has dumped that whore, Mary Jane, after 20 years of marriage (!?). Can't *anybody* stay together these days!?!?!?!?!? Not even the cartoon world is immune from the ugly face of divorce!

Now ol' Petey Parker will have more time for tea-baggin' Batman & Superman. Oh, and Robin, too.


Looks like Mary Jane was a hooker on the Vegas strip in her spare time. "Hey, baby!"

What Is The Deal With These Fools?

Maybe it's because I'm an old, crusty broad, but I just don't see the appeal with the Jonas Brothers.



I can get with the "tween sensations" -- Hannah Montana, High School Musical, Suite Life of Zach & Cody, etc. Let's face it, I have a 9-year-old so the Disney Channel is 24/7 en mi casa.

And perhaps I was Miley Cyrus in a former life. Or a drag queen. Don't judge.

My point is, I've gone through photos upon photos of these twats on the internet (there are a million of 'em out there) and I can't find one single image where I think they look remotely cute.

Perez Hilton is, like, the Jonas Brothers' biggest fan, and I swear, he posts about 3 stories a day about 'em. I love me some PH, but here's one from the other day where P-Nasty talks about how their stylist should get a raise.

Huh? Their stylist should be shot! There's no way in hell I'd let my spawn walk around in public lookin' like that!

I don't know how you'd even describe their style: Like the Beatles meets the Monkees meets Oliver Twist. Whatever.

I absolutely hate -- I repeat, HATE -- skinny pants on dudes. Hate 'em on women, too, but sweet Jesus, how do these boys sit down in those damn pants!?!?!?! They must have small junk.


The one in the middle looks like Pat Benetar & Rick Springfield had a love child back in the day.


UGH!! Quit tryin' so effin' hard!!!


Menudo, anyone?


Again with the Oliver Twist/magician look!


God Bless America??? God bless those *scarves*!


That gray jacket looks like somethin' Mary Jo Shively (or Anthony Bouvier) woulda worn on Designing Women!

So Long, Joey D

The Atlanta Braves completed the transaction to acquire CF Mark Kotsay from the Oakland A's in exchange for P Joey Devine.



I won't be cryin' in my beer seein' Devine go...I'm *still* tryin' to recover from this game. That was a killer. 18 innings and the Bravos lose on a walk-off homerun by Chris Burke, given up by Devine?!?! Loser.

And for the next 2 years I was scared shitless everytime that dude hit the mound. Just not a comfortable situation. Best of luck to that bitch in the AL. Sayonara! Don't let the door hitcha in the ass on the way out.

I'm a bit concerned that Kotsay is deemed to be our saviour in center fielder. Not that he's a completely shitty player, but HE'S our answer to the gap left in the OF by Andruw Jones??? Kotsay?? Wow, I knew the market was bad but DAYUM! Did no one else wanna play for us?!



Hopefully dude'll come in & kick arse like Tex did for us the second half of '07. If he does, the Braves front office will look like a bunch of geniuses. Otherwise, Kotsay's broke-down ass will just be another Mike Hampton on our bench.

C'mon y'all. Make me see the light with this trade.......