Shoppin' Really Ages A Bitch

DAYUM!! What the fuck happened to Brad Pitt?!

7 days ago he was lookin' ripe & succulent enough to pluck from the vine, but today....? Not so much. Ho looks all kinds of busted in the face!

My guess is, it takes a lot outta The-Hotness-That-Is Brad Pitt when he knocks up Angie with 2 babies at once. Shit!

Remind me never to knock up my life partner with twins. A bitch needs to stay supple these days.


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Here's Bradsky out shoppin' with Baby Z in the Hills of Beverly yesterday. Does Z get any bigger? Ever?! Are they feedin' her ass?

But me thinks Brad's agin' enough for the both of 'em.