Please Step Away From the Taser

GD, what the hell is goin' on with the PO-leece in this country?!

These mo-fo's'll taser anybody. Anywhere. Any time.

They don't give an eff if you're a pregnant woman or some loud-mouthed dude at a John Kerry(?!) speech. They will Zap. Yo. Ass.

No joke.



This poor woman in Ohio showed up at a PO-leece station with her 1-year-old son in hopes of handing him over to authorities because she allegedly couldn't care for him. Some shit went down, she tried to leave and the boys in blue threw her to the ground and tasered her in the neck.

Allegedly. (Although video shows all the dramz goin' down. It's hard to argue when yo' ass is on tape, Mister Officer!)



And I think we ALL know what happened to poor Andrew here.

Even if he is (allegedly) an actor...you gonna tase some THESPIANS, Mr. Officer?! Weak.

And this plane made a "belly landing" in New Jersey today after what they're callin' an "unsafe gear indication." Riiiiiiiight. Some damn PoPos busted into the cockpit & zapped the pilots!

Don't lie!

Shit, folks are outta control these days!

Dayum, I hope I don't find myself on the right wrong side of the law bein' good misbehavin'!

What exactly AM I allowed to do without gettin' electrocuted? Y'all're no fun.