My only 3 fans have emailed me wantin'
more,
more,
more. Just like little newborns who want to suckle every half hour. Dayum! I'm doin' the best I can!
Between the realization that my Braves are the worst team in baseball (65 wins as of today, so pretty much true) and back-to-school craziness, and work, and soccer and every other parental stressor, I've been MIA. For that, I apologize to you faithful fans. Both of you.
I can honestly say that I haven't watched an entire Braves game in about 2 months (it's bad, folks) but the fantasy football bug has sure as hell bit the shit outta me.
Last year I had
1 team -- this year I have
11. Obsess much?
Needless to say, I can't give you the blow-by-blow on every player that I own, but let's just say that after week one, it ain't lookin' too pretty.
I did have a few wins last week, but I don't think I even have a .500 record between all those teams of mine. Sad, sad.
LaDainian Tomlinson was a let-down.
Willis McGahee = nothin'.
Chester The Molester Taylor was pitiful.
Kellen Winslow,
Santonio Holmes, terrible, terrible.
I'm lookin' forward to my match-up this week with my private league's commish. She talks a lotta shit 'cause she's got
Romolicious, but I'm rollin' the dice with
Jay Cutler this time around. Screw
Eli Manning!!
I have no idea who that bitch is, but I did an image search for fantasy football and there she was. You're welcome,
Marky Mark. I'm sure she has a great personality, is really smart, and knows a lot about football. Mmm-hmm. I'm convinced of it.
Anyboobs, if you're managing fantasy teams this year, good luck, bitches!!
