Fellas, Start Your Engines

This is your lucky day, boys!

Australian researchers have found that men who masturbated more than 5 times a week were 1/3 less likely to develop prostate cancer.

So don't think of it as chokin' the chicken, think of it as...."cancer prevention"! Break out the K-Y and GO. TO. TOWN.

Do it for your health! Viva la Prostate!