Friday, October 19, 2007

Go Beyonce!

This is the funniest shit. Homegirl is breakin' it down!

Pat yo' weave, ladies!



Jay Z is hittin' *this*! And you know he's lovin' it. "Lucky Me".

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Separated at Birth

Why the Hell ain't nobody ever said these two were separated at birth?! Shit!

There IS no Neil McCarthy -- it was a conspiracy. Sister Patterson is secretly Calibos from Clash of the Titans! Shifty!

I thought she looked like his ass in the first season of I Love New York, but dayum, it's even worse this time around -- the nails, the hooked nose, the feathered Heather Locklear weave (which, I might add, has drastically shrunk that 10-head she's sportin' because of the new style). Give her a fork hand and it's all over. Ugh, what the eff!!

GD, I loved this movie. Seriously. And this bitch ruined it for me!



And just because I know you miss her ass, here's the vintage 10-head Sister Patterson:



Will someone please get me this figurine for Christmas?! That, my friends, is some hot shit! It'll be worth millions one day!